Thursday, October 14, 2010

various activities one could engage in, in lieu of work

1. make fun of luck-obsessed people who got married on Oct 10th in Vegas because 10/10/10 is somehow auspicious.
you. cannot. win. in. Vegas.
2. create a playlist of songs that alternatively make me want to sleep and startle me awake. Decide this will absolutely help my writing.
3. look at the bed bug registry and plan to torch multiple buildings in close proximity to mine.
4. multi-coloured pedicure.
5. pace. read Ginsberg aloud in an angry voice. pace more.
6. have vibrant imaginary conversations with various people in my life.
7. handstands.
8. think about doing something about this: Tightrope Books is accepting submissions for an anthology about Canadian hospitals for a proposed 2012 publication date. All pieces must be from personal experience and written in first person P.O.V. Length and form are flexible. Send abstracts of 100-300 words by December 1, 2010.
9. research puppies.
10. handstands. handstands. handstands.